Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.
“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”
by Libromancer June 08, 2021
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Oh Universe

This is a non-religious and AC Doric and atheist friendly way of expressing “Oh Lord!” or “Oh God!”.
Oh Universe! What happened?

We can do better than this.. Oh Universe..

Oh Universe! That is fucked up
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A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'
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A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 06, 2023
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Universal Fail

A fail involving two or more people.
A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
by UnlikeCylinder May 22, 2009
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Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible
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Middlesex University

Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af
Middlesex University is so small
by Kat007 December 17, 2020
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