I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the straight up cock mug.Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”
“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
Get the Straight Pipe mug.To state something clearly and honestly so that there is no confusion or misunderstanding.
Usually signifies the end of a conversation.
Usually signifies the end of a conversation.
“I’m not interested in dating you, so let that be straight.”
“You owe me $50 for the pizza we ordered last week, let that be straight.”
You are a friend and you want to clear up a misunderstanding with another friend. You say: “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I was just joking. Let that be straight.”
“You owe me $50 for the pizza we ordered last week, let that be straight.”
You are a friend and you want to clear up a misunderstanding with another friend. You say: “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I was just joking. Let that be straight.”
by BenevolentMask. March 22, 2023
Get the Let that be straight. mug."Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)
THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED
*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*
Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH
*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)
58 minutes later
*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*
*Continues to slam tanjiro*
Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*
Stop what am I making 💀💀💀
*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*
Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH
*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)
58 minutes later
*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*
*Continues to slam tanjiro*
Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*
Stop what am I making 💀💀💀
by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023
Get the Tanjiro you're so straight-up mug.(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
Get the Shit's Straight Bonkers mug.by 420GupIt January 23, 2023
Get the Straight Guppin' mug.When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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