Graham Sandwich

The art of 2 Homosexual guys, where one lays on the bed and the other shits on his chest and stomach then proceeds to ejaculate onto the shit. Then the other guy will lay down on top of the guy and make a sandwich.

Steve and Justin decided that it would be a great night if they made a Graham Sandwich

by gsmhahaha April 16, 2012

Nutella Sandwich

This is the result of dropping a nasty deuce only to find there is no toilet paper. Victims of this situation will have to get up, while still soiled, and find a new source to wipe them clean. This action of standing up causes the fecal matter to be pressed between the buns of the victim creating a sandwich-like situation in their pants. You can also think of this like the Rorschach ink blot test, but much shittier.

That guy just took a dump and there's no toilet paper; Is he rocking a Nutella Sandwich...?

by A-Fizzle-My-Nizzle December 11, 2019

lit sandwich

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.

successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with

you: lit sandwich

successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1

you: lit sandwich

watching joe rogan interview roe jogan

you: lit sandwich

by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.

1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"

by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Ham sandwich

When the pink pussy lips hang low

Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though

by Imsouljahboy July 18, 2019