A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
Get the Pocket Pussymug. Pinky Pocket - meaning when you put your pinky in any infectious hole of your partner . That means even a staph infection hole or any other creative thought you might have at the moment of cleaning a bad area.
by Erotica Lunacy July 19, 2022
Get the Pinky Pocketmug. So I was at bar the other day, and I said hi too these two fine ladys, but didn’t bother saying hi back until they found out I got the Sexy Pockets
by ElDeeDee310 September 13, 2018
Get the Sexy Pocketsmug. by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
Get the Hot pocketmug. A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
Get the Hard-Boiled Hot Pocketmug. A pocket dyke is a short lesbian. Usually taller people call people they are shorter to "pocket dyke". It can be used as an insult or joke. 5'3 or shorter is usually considered a pocket dyke with short hair and dresses like a boy.
Person 1: "Hey, look at that lesbian over there*
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
by RGINAG3RGE June 6, 2018
Get the Pocket Dykemug.