The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.

"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024

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Jizzle Nipple Pickle

The act of jizzing on ones nipples before placing pickles on top of the jizz and nipples and then sucking everything off of the nipples.

Wow! I can’t wait to do a jizzle nipple pickle with you later!

I always do jizzle nipple pickles to my girlfriend.

by NPC4456729 May 24, 2024

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Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

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