Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

Pissy pants

A female narcasist that wets the bed drunk on the regular and thats why they cant find a man

Did you smell inside that flower shop? I heard the owner stinks of piss and she is a right pissy pants in bed.

by dgafnem August 28, 2022

Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

Pissy pants

A person who pisses their flipping pants when their pissed off.

So don't make anyone mad

Hey look their is pissy pants he must be really mad

by Beezelhead December 31, 2020

Sexy pants

Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly

Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq

by Funnygirlincanada April 1, 2019

Jacket Pants

The equivalent of a track suit, wind suit, or warmups by someone who thinks they know what they’re talking about.

You know what I’m referring to! The jacket pants that were in fashion during the 80’s! No, I have no clue what you are referencing.

by JacketPants January 7, 2020