n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.
Why are you limping?
I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010
Get the Hernia Hand Puppet mug.When someone takes fecal matter (fresh or dry) and procedes to use it as a weapon, such as a snowball.
Dude I was walking home from the bus just yesterday when this douchebag hit me in the face with a Harlem Hand Grenade
by B-Man5455 January 31, 2009
Get the Harlem Hand Grenade mug.by underdawg November 10, 2008
Get the hands off the merchandise! mug.Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009
Get the Hand Job Ghost mug.A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
Get the "Manos" The Hands of Fate mug.Luxurious form of male masturbation.
Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.
Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.
Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.
Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.
Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.
Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.
Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?
Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.
Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.
Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?
Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.
Hayden: Living large!
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?
Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.
Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.
Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?
Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.
Hayden: Living large!
by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009
Get the Back-Hand Fantail mug.a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.
Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Nick D May 5, 2003
Get the Edward 40-hands mug.