Mathematician

A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.

True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.

by Numerati July 2, 2024

Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright

Matthew kakuk is smart

by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024

Mathemagicianz13

Supreme ruler of the 9 realms, dictator, overlord, and the one true emperor of humankind. Often regarded as God itself, and credited as the savior of the universe, Tim "mathemagicianz13" Leung knows no wrong. Ruling with an iron fist, his presence brings law, order, and salvation for humankind

Person 1: it can't be...
Person 2: what??
Person 1: that's... The great supreme leader mathemagicianz13
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO

by notvytel October 11, 2024

Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024

Matthew macdonald

someone who is NOT green bean

Matthew macdonald is not green

by thepeenut November 7, 2024

Matthew Jenkins

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit

Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!

I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.

by Yoda the Coda December 3, 2024