Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019

Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.

I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Mario Money

<noun> Whenever you find cents (just like coins) on the street, in a store, etc. Just like in Super Mario Bros. Basically, it's loose change you pick up from the floor.

I get paid tomorrow, but I did pick up $2.47 in Mario Money today.

by Chronophile March 9, 2016

money

it's all you fucking need

boy: oh a penny on the ground
me: get out my house it's mine! it's my money

by baconkiller21 March 1, 2018

cash money

Everything, literally everything, except McKinley West.

“Gawwwwed, Kinley is being so un cash money”

by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021