by Schiller Street Posse January 29, 2010
A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.
John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020
The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?
Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
by Faded_Grace07 August 01, 2021
by Polltang January 30, 2015
A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.
White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
by hello there bye there May 30, 2018
J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
by Polish Sausage August 27, 2007
Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
by revolution724 November 13, 2011