Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.
Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.
by Demon Cyborg October 17, 2020
Get the Whittle's Law mug.As an online discussion continues with multiple posters, the likelihood of a person making assertions that the Jews are behind whatever is being talked about exponentially grows.
1: Why are people freaking out about this Tea Party rally?
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.
by somedude24 September 3, 2017
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This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
by CallumLaw April 19, 2018
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Get the Skitty's law mug.The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.
by Niger Tits October 9, 2017
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Get the Dog-in-law mug.1. Academia/MSM finds something "problematic"
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
SJW : OMG it's a private company they can do what they want!
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
by Anon-14/88 March 28, 2017
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