gluteun-free

(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.

Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!

by QuacksO January 13, 2015

The truth will set you free

You LITERALLY can't believe this if you don't know what constitutes 'truth.'

Hym "So he believes the truth will set you free but when it comes to whether or not the bible is true... He doesn't know what 'true' is. So, the X will set you free. X = ? Completely incoherent."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

Free pass

Something not everybody has had.

The outsider girl thought everything was to everybody what it was to her, a silly, pointless battle for supremacy where nothing was sacred but winning. She thought somebody else's ground to stand was hers to walk all over, because she had had a free pass to do so for so long.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

friction free dating

to have the power and the ability to reject someone on a dating app or a website without the stress of rejecting them face to face.

I take part in friction free dating while I am on Tinder.

by aquamarine23 June 5, 2016

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022

free speech

Something in which the phone company does not believe.

I just got my telephone bill today. Unless I pay a small fortune, they're sending in the phone cops. Ouch!

I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.

by bitchuck April 24, 2025