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Fivehead's Law

Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."

Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
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Five0

The Five0 are a GTA V online xbox based crew that do PvE and are friendly to anyone that are welcome. And we can be wankers
Yo bro do you know any good crew to join?

Ye the Five0 task force are good you should try that
by Ronin50TF May 27, 2022
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fivek

A fivek is a fork with 5 points. It's rare to find.
Hey, can you pass the fivek?
by Dr.Geuss February 22, 2023
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fiveteenth

Hey man what game should I play.

Fiveteenth.

Yas💅
by cucklord123 September 17, 2023
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FiveM Brain

A FiveM brain is someone who is a victim of FiveM's brainrotted community, they base their personality, speech, and profiles around FiveM. They often deflect insults similar to a broken record by repeating the same insults a million times. These insults include "random" "ig" "Fuck is you talkin bout" "b4b" and "smd" along with other typical insults/slang used in the FiveM community. They also like to say "dickrider" after you insult them (which makes no sense look it up). Victims of the FiveM brain will also have a "thug" or "nyc" personality. People effected by the FiveM brain also think they're better than everyone else with inflated egos.

FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"

Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.

Note:

- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
"I hate you thugs I can just tell by the way you speak"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)

"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)

"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
by Zpat1 December 5, 2024
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Fivester

A self promoting narcissist who gives themselves 5-star reviews on Google, or Yelp by name.
Tony Marie Rosso, The fivester made a Google review about herself saying what a great job Tony the manager is at platform urban Apartments,
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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Fiver

When you are holding in a shit for five hours and releasing nasty farts much to the dismay to those around you.
"Oh man this fiver is about to become a fixer if I can just hold it for one more hour"

"I know dude it smells like fucking shit in here!"
by Tatu 8157 February 26, 2024
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