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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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No... I don't...

No. I don't need to forgo instant gratification and no you don't have the right to deny me just because my gratification would be too instant for your liking.
Hym "No... I don't... If I feel like seeking instant gratification I can seek instant gratification. You don't have the right to impose that on anyone externally just because I'd be gratified too instanly for your liking. The group home that sustains the existence of the retard on the other hand..."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2023
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we're outlaws in a world that don't want us no more

haha funny RDR2 refrence arthuer morgan ahhahahahahah!!!!
Arthur Morgan -we're outlaws in a world that don't want us no more
by FIR3_BREAK3R December 10, 2021
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don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.
I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.
by oshibka November 29, 2025
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Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.
Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
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I don't care

also referred to as I DO NOT CARE
to hear and breathe with perfect hearing
to not put energy or emphasis on things not reciprocated

sometimes used as sarcasm sometimes used with sincerity and sometimes used BOLDLY as in there is nothing else left to do about it or that a person would be able to do
"I DO NOT CARE" if you don't want to attend the party with me

"I don't care" what people say I know I'm a good person
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
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Don't be a SH

Someone who is super homophobic, fomo, and annoying.
You are feeling FOMO? Please don't be a SH.
by Dundundundubbbbb February 28, 2023
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