It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
Get the Masturbatory personality disorder mug.A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
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Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
Get the Borderline Personality Disorder mug.Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder
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Get the Garb personality disorder mug.Black Obsessive Disorder (BOD): A coined syndrome describing a persistent, irrational tendency to attribute crime and societal problems to Black individuals or communities, unsupported by evidence and rooted in ignorance of historical injustices like systemic racism, redlining, or discriminatory policing. Sufferers exhibit compulsive scapegoating, cherry-picking data to confirm biases, and dismissing structural factors. BOD manifests in heightened fear, stereotyping, and policy advocacy that disproportionately harms Black populations, perpetuating cycles of prejudice and inequity.
His unfounded accusations against Black communities for rising crime rates revealed a clear case of Black Obsessive Disorder, ignoring historical injustices and systemic factors.
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Get the .9.El Estrada Discardo Therefore, Call Me Ricardo.9. mug.A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.
Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!
by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025
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