Dirty Slick

Intentionally storing Dingleberries and other various vaginal fluids in your mustache for your own personal satisfaction

I pulled a Dirty Slick on Luke's momma last week oh Lord the smell of her puss on my Stache still puts me to sleep like a lil baby boi

by The REAL shark papi April 24, 2019

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Dirty Douggie

The sexual act of putting a copious amount of cocaine on your penis before anal. A true Dirty Douggie will involve multiple gun shots and at least one cowboy hat.

Lisa: “Did you hear about Aron and Nicole?”
Janice: “Yeah, I hear Aron pulled out the Dirty Douggie move. That lucky bitch.”

by Cocaine Cowboy of Arizona May 25, 2019

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Dirty Salesi

The act of moving to Brigham city with your vegan girlfriend and becoming a rat bastard brother fucker and packing truffle butter for lunch everyday

Dude I can’t believe he pulled the Dirty Salesi on us bro

by PolishMachine June 3, 2019

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dirty monroe

When a woman has more game than any man you’ve ever met and you get played like a bitch like you was about to play her

“I really liked her but she pulled a dirty monroe”

by Monroeroe June 6, 2019

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Commonly found among the KETO community. This is the act of urination into a Brita water filtration system and then inviting over people you consider enemies to serve to them at dinner or alongside other drinks. Most effective if done after ingesting large amounts of asparagus to convince them the aroma is an added keto friendly electrolyte.

Person 1: I invited Karen over for dinner last night.

Person 2: Damn! I thought you hated that bitch?

Person 1: I do that’s why I made sure to serve her a Dirty Brita with her egg chalupas

by Milkman79 June 10, 2019

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