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floppy cock

A derrogatory name given to the University of Tennessee's fight song, "rocky top".
Floppy cock you'll always be
home sweet home to me
Good ole floppy cock, floppy cock Tennessee!
by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005
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Cock Hoe

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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cock bite

n. a bantering insult referring to supposed homosexual activity on the part of the recipient as the cause for less than acceptable performance, or blundering behavior.

Typically used between friends in one on one situations to express annoyance, it was also used in a more chiding manner in mixed company when the recipient had made some social blunder or said something stupid. Often used as a replacement for the subject's first name.

Contrary to popular belief, this term was originally coined in the late 1970's and was used primarily by adolescent boys prior to their discovery in later grades that a continual use of gender preference based slang terms tended to prompt the listening audience (girls) to question the users own gender preference...

Surfacing generations later in popular media and as a call back to past cultural references, this and many other archaic terms are often given erroneous origins, which could be prevented by first checking it with your Old Man before posting it online...
1. "If you weren't such a cock bite, we'd have been on that bus now headed for the game with Jennifer - but You had to give James back his Atari 2600..."

2. "Hey, Cock Bite, you need two of those hats - one to shit in, and one to cover it up with...!"
by O-Owen February 19, 2008
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cock surfing

When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.
"My sexuality is questionable after spending all last night cock surfing on Chat Roulette"
by Filisofic March 2, 2010
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cock pot

A pot to boil dildos in, soley used for the purpose of cleaning female pleasure toys.
Can you grab me my cock pot please?
by missohnfl January 11, 2011
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status cock

When a chick seeks out a cock because of the guys social status rather than it's pleasure and or emotional attachment.
Dude there's no way Sue will come over tonight to our mini party, she's all about that status cock!
by ask-one December 20, 2010
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Cock police

Someone who's intrested in other guys genitalia.
"Marc, you fucking cock police, get outta this shower NOW!"
by Theroxxor July 6, 2006
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