As a native born Coloradan, I have known since I was a kid how in this state we do not refer to a can of Coke, Sprite, or Mountain Dew as, "soda" but instead a can of pop. For example, a 12 oz pop can of Vanilla Coke, or a pop can of Coca~Cola. Or perhaps you might like a pop can of Orange Crush, maybe even a 2 liter bottle of your preferred type of pop.
Don't be a lazy p.o.s. and leave your pop can on the ground, through it the trash, or better yet, recycle it! Or any 20 oz pop bottle should be recycled too, it ain't that hard to do!
by MasterShake008 December 11, 2023
by pappahorseballs February 06, 2024
X: Big man in a suit. Take that off, what are you?
Y: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, like Doğan Can.
Y: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, like Doğan Can.
by DCYKING November 21, 2021
A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
by ahpeeyem March 31, 2021
Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
by frozenwintershit May 26, 2018
by Imthehamman September 20, 2023
A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.
My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.
2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.
4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.
2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.
4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.
by LordoftheNinthCloud September 06, 2015