A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can
Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.
by ObeyYourHeart February 3, 2010

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you
by ilomoilo April 7, 2019

by LMFAO 1234567890 June 4, 2011

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.
I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her
by 86 Emulators November 24, 2010

a fellow with big tits and has a certain love for black boys who include my guys Martin and David u get me.this young fellow might eat you
by x cvcvfdsbf December 10, 2018

To be referred to as 'Canned' in a canadian city like Edmonton, Winnipeg, Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver, Surrey, and Lethbridge. Is to be attacked with bear spray also known as bear mace in Canada.
by jr2oppy October 2, 2023
