Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work

by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

Monkey Butt

A derogative term for monkeys

Hillary Clinton is a Monkey Butt

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 November 12, 2019

Dickel in the Butt

Mixed drink of Dickel Fire Whiskey mixed with warm Butter

I need to get drunk. Give me a Dickel in the Butt and make me happy

by Dumbass Moonball June 11, 2018

Butt-PlugIn

n. The disgusting synthetic smell that hits you when you walk into a room. Often the result of an individual's terrible taste in (and overuse of) air fresheners, as well as an ill-fated combination of two or more fragrances.
Instead of improving the room, this smell is usually worse than the one being covered up.

(walking into a classroom)
Jim: "Oh, man! This place smells like Butt-PlugIn! Wh-What is that? Cloves and peppermint? Aghh!"

by ultralord3000 June 21, 2011

Butt Poetry

Another expression for a fart

I was sitting with my girlfriend when I had an unusual fart. She asked "what was that?" I replied, "Butt Poetry."

by Jtrigger October 26, 2019

Togami’s butt

Tightest thing on the planet

(Not associated with Naegami ya nasties <3)

Makoto: This place is sealed up tighter than Togami’s butt!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021

Butt Sweater

When a guy has so much hair on his butt, it simply looks like a butt sweater.

My boss Matt is so hairy, I bet he has wears a butt sweater also.

by JGirl427 March 10, 2009