Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.

"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Beauty Shop Boner

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.

At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*

by Stinkweed March 15, 2013

Second degree boner

A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.

"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."

by raladical December 30, 2011

Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009

teacher boner

A school teacher who has a boner, hard on, or an erection

Yo MR. Smith has a huge teacher boner right now, that dick must be huge

by XARDSX August 21, 2016

sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.

Slade Patterson's sausage boner

by amilio October 2, 2006