Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.

"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Beauty Shop Boner

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.

At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*

by Stinkweed March 15, 2013

Second degree boner

A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.

"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."

by raladical December 30, 2011

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009

teacher boner

A school teacher who has a boner, hard on, or an erection

Yo MR. Smith has a huge teacher boner right now, that dick must be huge

by XARDSX August 21, 2016

sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.

Slade Patterson's sausage boner

by amilio October 2, 2006