psycho bitch

1. A raging female who manipulates the justice system by claiming she was a victim in every case. Such as her boss on countless occasions sexually harassed her, and in every a count the case was turned down because there was no evidence. Or the time she said her husband victimized her and called the cops, even though she came at him with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed.

2. Falls in love with human resource mangers and psychologists because they are the only people who get paid to listen to her.

3. Can not work a job for more than 6 months before her bosses try to fire her because they can't stand working with her. After 4 jobs in 6 years, she has made such as bad reputation for herself, she can no longer work in her field. Now she must work selling appliances to help feed her 8 cats.

4. Bitches for no apparent reason.

5. Goes crazy with out any reason and throws the tv to the ground and since she was unemployed at the time, has no money to buy another one.

6. Sits, mopes, and bitches.

7. Incapable of cleaning up after herself or doing basic chores, such as letting the cats piss all over.

8. Totals vehicles in single car accidents for no apparent reason. (Be careful she drives an SUV and has bad car insurance.)

9. Thinks she can hold a two way conversation with Jesus and God. (Did not realize this was possible??)

10. Someone who needs to be put in a mental institution for life.

Beware of the Psycho Bitch.

Thank God the Psycho Bitch left me for the Human Resource Manager.

by gerr June 12, 2006

Sandwich Bitch

(n) female acquaintance that will do whatever she is told to do.

Jenny is my sandwich bitch.

me: hey jenny go make me a sandwich
Jenny: i only have pb&j is that alright
me: no
Jenny: ok I'll go get something else

by stud11 June 18, 2009

shake a bitch

More a school of thought than a common term, used to describe the notion that while it might not be okay to hit a bitch, it certainly is alright to shake one until they come around to a reasonable line of thinking.

Naw man, I didn't hit her. I'm not like that. I just had to shake a bitch til she came up off my money.

by $50_the_secret_swallower April 15, 2010

mia is a bitch

Mia is a hoe that can suck my dick and she is a bitch

Oh there's a mia is a bitch

by Porn hun lebron July 12, 2017

bitch ear

When someone has both of their ears pierced and perhaps stretched as well, one of the ears will be a total cock and keep getting infected, hurting, looking gross, and generally be an annoyance while the other ear will behave itself and heal properly.

So named because not only is the bitch ear being a bitch, it also hurts like a bitch.

"What's wrong with your left ear? It's all swollen!"
"Yeah, that's my bitch ear."

I just had my ears pierced, one healed up, fine but my bitch ear still hurts like a bitch!

by Kekk99 November 22, 2009

Bitch Splitter

Another name for a penis.

That girl rode my bitch splitter until my balls turned purple!

by stanielle May 3, 2006

Meddlesome Bitch

A trampy bitch who spends too much time with someone's significant other as a co-worker or "friend" and is too ignorant to understand proper boundaries, therefore causing drama in said relationship.

"Is that meddlesome bitch still calling and texting your man all the time?"

"Yeah, she's so pathetic I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such an attention whore."

by Misspelledlife January 17, 2010