At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015

An euphemism for non-consensual sex acts. This definition is used especially in congressional testimony.
by ERROR_NAN November 12, 2018

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.
by BigB9 November 28, 2024

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012

A minmaxing asshole who can't stop ruining all your hard work. He will derail plots, kill off characters, and one-shot final bosses. He's generally a good person, but he's the most annoying friend you'll ever meet. Especially if you play d&d. He's also partially English, and will act like a huge asshole, just like his ancestors.
by Bor bersk January 12, 2020

by Shloshed July 29, 2019

1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
by sullvinio December 11, 2013
