Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

beef trimmings

Shit, big pieces of. Cousin of the dreaded powerdump. In fact they're so big one must take extra care to recuperate afterwards by reading on the toilet. Also, the key ingredient in an upper decker.

I forgot to walk the Rottweiler after his nap and meal time, so now he left six pounds of beef trimmings on the welcome mat. The poor dear.

by ForkMeCantEatSoup November 17, 2011

Beef Twerky

Vaginally lips on a female during a seizure

Wow when she fell out her beef twerky was twitchin.

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 13, 2024

bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕠𝕜 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕘𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝔽𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾

bless the beef

stopping some arguing

by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019

cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.

“T. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”

by Roberta Frosting January 1, 2023

Dead the beef

Deading the beef is another way of saying stopping the drama between people

P1: Is it bless if we meet with Michelle?
P2: nah because me and her haven't dead the beef yet.

by Sup Britknee May 29, 2022