apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021

apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?

I like eating apples.

by Emiily September 8, 2021

apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.

Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.

by George Binger August 31, 2016

Appling

Picking up poo on the side of roads

Man I guess I gotta go appling today. Its gonna stink so bad.

by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023

apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

Apple

Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa

What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.

by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020