the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

Apple

The reason why gravity was invented

Newton: mhhh apple, lets create gravity

by Shigmaster January 15, 2022

apple

a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022

apple

bear

apple bear

by ampleinanga January 16, 2022

apple

A red, round fruit that grows on trees. This fruit can be also yellow or green. It taste sweet and also a bit sour. Green ones are more sour than red ones in general.

I am eating an apple pie.

by jerry445433 January 20, 2022

Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌

Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱

by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 21, 2022

Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022