Apples

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.

I think you have an obsession with apples.

WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!

by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018

rollin apples

when smoking from a apple pipe

yo im rollin apples to smoke from you in

by guccigucciguccigucci August 15, 2011

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

pine apple express

The act of breaking the bong over someone’s head.

The would be assailant got the pine apple Express To the emergency room.

by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021

apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise

Wow that apple looks so good

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017

Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.

Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.

by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman December 31, 2021