apple

Fruit of fucking evil

Apples are red,
Berries are blue,
this makes no sense and so do you to.

by Megarboh March 26, 2017

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

Apple catchers

A derogatory term for men’s briefs, particularly white briefs (or “tighty whities”).

Cody was pantsed in the hallway this morning, which was especially embarrassing for him since he had on a pair of apple catchers instead of a pair of boxers.

by Undrwr981 January 7, 2024

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.

Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!

by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023

Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020

APPLE

1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food

"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.

by Bella hjr August 11, 2020