The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.
Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.
Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024
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"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."
"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."
"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."
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Get the Doodle Club mug.The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
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I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.
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Get the strip club hummer mug.A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
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