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Tom Bierton

A bald guy who likes to fuck little kids
Look at Tom Bierton fucking a kid on top of a firetruck!
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Tom Sharp

Tom Sharp, heard he was the best clash of clans player in smidge Spartans.
by Shipshape1 January 3, 2023
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tom sissons

A guy who is mainly seen as a fuck - boy and tries to get with all the girls. He uses pick up lines on girls thinking it will make him have an advantage when really he is getting nowhere. Plays around with girl's hearts just to break them. Not a good boyfriend and horrible at kissing.
A girl that Tom was talking to - OMFG honestly, this guy is honestly such a player

Other girls - yep I know, that's Tom Sissons for you
by Theasapgirlboy March 31, 2020
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Tom pato

a person named tom but is also a homosexual, should be called tom pato.
hey is that tom, aint he gay? ,well we call him Tom Pato for a reason
by nukii October 18, 2019
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Tom F’ckin Brady

A replacement for the phrase Too F’ckin Bad
Need help with that, well Tom F’ckin Brady!
by escyr August 19, 2024
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Tom Sawyer

1. a censored store shelf novel called masterpiece by publisher's societies of america, there with arthur p. jacobs and readers digest among, with united artists a name, which features that a region post crucible in which abusers, rapists and churchist pedophiles reigned and no justice existed even for children in literature well known to be killers of monsters, despite the existence of the Evers in literature prior dateing.
2. the name for the unverified myth of the actor who played Huck in the child abuse prevalent, heroeless version by Mark Twain? of the film Tom Sawyer aforementioned synapsis 1. Who was credited by publishers soceities to be called Jeff East who apparently appeared in the next show Huckeberry Finn as a different actor, said to look exactly as Anton Yelchin a modern actor, while the prior Tom Sawyer was said to appear to be the son of modern young American Actor Elijah Wood.
3. In novels and books passed about by hand, this was not a motherless child but one such kid called a 'baby' who spent years or months became a toddler, after being rescued from churchain grabbers and taken down the missisippi by Huckleberry Finn a family friend.

4. In literature said to be the father of Tristan Ever, ie Tuck Everlasting's dad with Becky the baby's mom, Tom Sawyer's cousin of their secret sometimes, family ties.
Ain't never was there a kid about a robber story we had, any how? Well more about you could know Tom Sawyer weren't treated like Will Hunting for being an abused child, but that rang a fake tale wonder if'n hatch was a real one, and ain't an age Huck didn't kill you All for thinking you had slaves?
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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Tom

he's a bit gay and can often be quite lankey with many spots. if you meet a tom you will have to tilt your head up
oh, he's so tall, he must be a Tom
by Higgle piggle February 4, 2020
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