Ryan Hager

the mix of two wonderful souls together. These two humans stuck their precious genitive into one another. Ryan is rumored to be pregnant so her parents forced them to get married. Blake is quite happy tho because he now get unlimited sex. 😍😍🥰🥵😁🌀 dong worry ladies and gents! You will find a love story like this someday 🥰

gigi: Did you know ryan now goes by Ryan Hager?
Zayn: duh Gigi they got married.

by heyheyurarockstar July 31, 2020

ryan

ryan is most commonly a fat person and is ugly but his girlfriend says otherwise

ryan is a fat and ugly but people dont agree with him

by jimmybobangles123 August 13, 2020

Ryan

A mf who's Toxic and is annoying af. He thinks he's cool but isn't and has a personality disorder

I hate that kid named Ryan

by Xcgfred August 13, 2020

Ryan Purkiss

A person with an unhealthy obsession with collecting band T-shirts that they'll never wear.

Can you stop being a Ryan Purkiss, rent is due this week!

by chickenjoebucket August 30, 2020

Ryan Cisera

trash

you smell like Ryan Cisera

by marelized mapple September 2, 2020

Ryan Cisera

trash

you smell like Ryan Cisera

by marelized mapple September 2, 2020

Ryan Cisera

trash

you smell like Ryan Cisera

by marelized mapple September 2, 2020