Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 28, 2012

Toe Hoe

a person who sends feet pics

you know Emily? i just found out she is the biggest toe hoe

by EmilStabilWK September 14, 2019

toe finger

Your thumb

Person 1: Get your toe finger out of my face!
Person 2: You mean my thumb?
Person 1: Yes!

by RadRex January 25, 2012

toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 07, 2024

toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.

person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma

by thatonethere April 11, 2021

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G February 14, 2016

tunska toe

A game played by the higher-ups of the tunska cult. Requires an extreme intellect and desmonds approval. Includes a bat and a golden retriever.

Eric - wanna play tunska toe bro
Luke - Yeah sure, ill be the bat the beats the golden retriever

by SemonDemon42 January 16, 2022