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Douche Bag

my baby called me a "Douche Bag!"
by kristy May 20, 2003
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Douche Swoosh

When someones hair is pushed off to one side giving it the look that the wind just "swooshed" it over to that side.
Hey look that guy was just in the wind...Wait, no he wasn't he's just a faggot with a douche swoosh.
by shneeky09 May 27, 2009
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douche bag

A divise too make fun of somebody.
by your name here April 22, 2003
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Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.
The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.
by despot ruler January 20, 2010
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tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."
I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.
by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015
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Douche Beard

Gayest member of the Seamen of the South
Very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. Beware the cold bone
AKA DB
wheres DB?
prolly suckin a dick
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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douche ex machinist

A writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.
Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!
by AuntyMouse April 11, 2009
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