Massive cunt

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.

OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin

by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

cunt hacker

A term used to describe a person who is pissing you off, talking shit, or is just plain stupid.

Pipe down Tim, you cunt hacker

by Durbridge September 10, 2006

Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.

That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

by PiratesLifeForMe_AAR April 16, 2008

Cunt flower

1. When a woman's cunt is perfumed or smells clean.

1. When I went to go down on Jane, it had the smell of a cunt flower.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 20, 2010

Cunt Double

When a celebrity finds a look alike to have sex with half of the groupies that want to have sex with the celebrity.

Tom Hanks found a look alike to have sex with the ugly bitches he gets. Now he has a cunt double.

by Donnyluc15 April 19, 2010

Cunt-rag

A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang.

Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quickly before the 5 gallons of semen dripped from her woman-hole.

by Jesus-sauce March 26, 2008

Cunt Muncher

A person who acts like a know it all dick head. A Cunt Muncher thinks they are intellectually superior than everyone else but in reality they are just a huge faggot that doesn't know shit.

I wish these fedora wearing cunt munchers would just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up you cunt Muncher

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016