Happiness

The opposite of sad.

You: What is happiness?
Friend: Something I don't have.

by KitKat36272726272 April 23, 2018

Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night

Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus

by mandaoaskslakdls December 8, 2012

happy pajamas

An enthusiastically cheerful set of pajamas used only when rounding third base, and cumming in home

Dude, last night was so good I got to wear my happy pajamas

by Mattallica7189 February 27, 2017

happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.

Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle

by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

Happiness

I don't have it

Happiness is a beautiful lie

by Depression club May 31, 2021

happy drake day

September 29th, the official day to celebrate our canadian king, Aubrey Drake Graham.

joe: MOM OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS NATIONAL DRAKE DAY!!!!!!!

joes mom: good stuff champ, proud of ya

joe: happy drake day mommy

by ilovedrakefanboyoursexycanada September 29, 2022

The Happy Chaplain

When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"

She asked for the happy chaplain because the HINNY HOG was just to much...

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021