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Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.
And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”
by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021
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Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.
"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.
by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023
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Mod-boning

Mod-boning: A person with the brains of a half dead puppy withing the age range of 13-22 who stalks/annoys/tryhards/'love' moderators just to be their friend.
Applebees123: who is mod?? LOL
Ragejpeg: Thingy123 is a mod.
Applebees123: ZOMG i LAAV YOU THINEH123! <33333

Lets be frands add me on facebuuk and msn <3 :DDDD
Thingy123: Gtfo kid.
Ragejpeg: stop mod-boning
by Ghosteh June 14, 2011
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T-Bone

When you commence in the frick frack patty whack (have sex) while executing the infamous T pose.
I T-boned her so hard last night that she called me her steak daddy. I shot my steak sauce all over her!!!
by El Cho Choo July 15, 2018
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Red Bone

People with red undertones in their skin. An American Indian. Maybe people from the UK, Ireland & Scotland. White People that don’t tan in general. lot of other definitions mention people from the Appalachians or distinct types of country folk like creole people and in music a lot of songs call black people redbones. So basically everyone is a redbone 🤣🤣
A Clan of Red Bones warriors attacked the railroad . A clan of Red Bones had a powwow.
by Stick dictionary July 8, 2021
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Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.
"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.
by umhumgum August 29, 2016
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