Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

1. Don't Be a Carlos refers to never being able to retain or collect all the information necessary. Usually asking questions that do not relate to anything being discussed.
2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.
3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.
3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
Lt.: "What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?" Carlos: “Don't be a Carlos. It changed my life."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
by NOWAKOWJ June 1, 2022

"I don't rate touchscreen keyboards; physical keys just feel so much more efficient & lead to less awkward autocorrects."
by therealspice December 30, 2021

by JM⭐ November 30, 2020

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by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

A version of "I don't care" which allows you to restate "I don't cae" each time someone corrects your grammar in the misspelling of "care" as "cae." This is a further sign that you do not in fact care.
Person 1: "Yeah you should really do (blank).
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"
by MussoNothingWrongo October 2, 2020
