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You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
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Don't Be a Carlos

1. Don't Be a Carlos refers to never being able to retain or collect all the information necessary. Usually asking questions that do not relate to anything being discussed.

2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.

3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
Lt.: "What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?" Carlos: “Don't be a Carlos. It changed my life."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
by NOWAKOWJ June 1, 2022
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Don't rate

The opposite of rating something (i.e. liking or approving of something)
"I don't rate touchscreen keyboards; physical keys just feel so much more efficient & lead to less awkward autocorrects."
by therealspice December 30, 2021
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Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.
Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.
by JM⭐ November 30, 2020
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I don't think they're here

The sentence you say to your teammates right before being mutilated by 5 slow-walking enemies.
"I don't think they're here guys"
"KK we're going back to A"
"okaY AHHHH HELP"
by Muademon December 2, 2024
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I don't cae

A version of "I don't care" which allows you to restate "I don't cae" each time someone corrects your grammar in the misspelling of "care" as "cae." This is a further sign that you do not in fact care.
Person 1: "Yeah you should really do (blank).
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"
by MussoNothingWrongo October 2, 2020
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