Happy Christler

A celebration of Christmas or Christler to nonreligious people.

Happy Christler Ian, Gianna is always correct do not fuck around with me, I win, stfu😁

by Ians_wrong May 12, 2021

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Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 06, 2023

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You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL February 11, 2018

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Collective noun referring to three or more poodles, labs or golden retrievers.

Oh look at that! It’s a happiness of toy poodles. That has made my day!

by Th3 Condor November 14, 2021

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The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 04, 2020

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The term used to describe the structure of phalic organs of men that are large and wide.

That man really has a fat and happy dong, i bet he gets mad women

by CoolKid66642069 June 16, 2019

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Comes from "Happy Lateyear." When people are still telling you "Happy Birthday even though it's been a couple of days after your birthday.

"Another Happy Birthday card? My birthday was a week ago! More like a Happy Lateday card."

by arod123456 January 31, 2010

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