The pankhurst syndrome is when a group of more than three people are together socialising and feel the need that one more person is needed to get the night going. As a result of this the Pankhurst syndromes refers to when you have to invite that one person you know is complete dick as everybody else you like is unavailable.
Boys attention we got The pankhurst syndrome!looks like where going to have to invite frankie
Ah shit man we got the pankhurst syndrome!
Ah shit man we got the pankhurst syndrome!
by Nate777 December 14, 2010

When an older man becomes convinced younger males are called Colin. Further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.
Doctor (29 years): "I'm afraid you have Colin Syndrome Ken."
Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"
Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"
Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"
Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"
Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"
Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"
by theblob556 August 31, 2010

An addiction to the "Net," or the World Wide Web. Generally noticeable by lack of social skills. Used and coined by www.netsyndrome.net because Spydir Web r0xr0z j00r b0x0rz.
Dude you got the net syndrome.
FUCK YOU I'VE ONLY BE UP FOR 53 HOURS READING ALL THE COOL STUFF SPYDIR WEB HAS TO SAY ON WWW.NETSYNDROME.NET.
He doesn't say anything cool, dude.
...Fuck you.
FUCK YOU I'VE ONLY BE UP FOR 53 HOURS READING ALL THE COOL STUFF SPYDIR WEB HAS TO SAY ON WWW.NETSYNDROME.NET.
He doesn't say anything cool, dude.
...Fuck you.
by Spydir Web July 5, 2004

by I-don't-know-who-I-yam June 20, 2016

A Facial and body expression in witch all you can do is laugh jump flex gunt and smile. just for he fact that you are better than everyone else.
Dude, you see how fast that guy Chugged all those beers? he Whipped everyone else's ass!
Yeah! but now it looks like hes got Phelps Syndrome.
Yeah! but now it looks like hes got Phelps Syndrome.
by Dirty shit goose October 8, 2008

When a person writes many illegible, rushed text messages. They lose all meaning on the concept of "Capital Letters" for not just texting, but school and work also.
Girl 1: Sheila just got fired from being an author for having No-Caps Syndrome!
Girl 2: Wait, how did she get hired in the first place?
Girl 1: No idea, maybe something about workplace equality, somewhere around that area.
Girl 2: Wait, how did she get hired in the first place?
Girl 1: No idea, maybe something about workplace equality, somewhere around that area.
by Cam12364 March 18, 2015

When a junior varsity football player replaces an injured Varsity player and tells everyone they have been moved to varsity when in reality have been subjected to normal rules of a depth chart.
Bill got hurt and now Matt has the Whaley Syndrome, hasn't stopped bragging about playing for him on varsity all week.
by Snydromedoc September 20, 2009
