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The shover robot

No, the shover robot pushes. It's the pusher robot that shoves.
by The Robot Shover October 14, 2003
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showersesh

When a muck is too lazy and does not want to go and sesh outside a showersesh must take place where rimrockets and bowlpunches take place in the shower
i couldnt rip bowls outside in the wind so i decided to have a showersesh
by yoneesafe April 5, 2008
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Showerer

A person that showers alot

A person that showers for comfort

A person addicted to showering
"WTH where you doing at 3am?"
"I was showering, i'm a showerer"
by nightdimness March 14, 2009
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showerporker

A person of substandard intelligence (usually an emmit) who enters a particular chain of stores with the aim of annoying staff by upping footfall counts unnecessarily; This is usually followed by a complaint about something they wouldn't have bought even if they could afford it.

Less commonly used to describe people entering a store just to hide from what ever kind of weather happened to be prevailing at that time.
E.g. Walking into a shop that you have no interest in being in, then back out to fetch the wife, then back in again to show her a garment that you don't like so that you can have a good whine about it and/or its price.

Usually followed by a member of staff saying "bloody showerporker, that's ruined our conversion rate"
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Showerbate

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.
Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.
by Xiwt June 21, 2012
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Showering

When having a shower. It’s short for “I’m going to have a shower” or “ I’m having a shower” easier and most simplest way to say your using the shower.
Person a: opens bathroom door
Person b: get out I’m Showering!!
by Picasson December 7, 2020
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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place
I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text
by mb ride October 27, 2009
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