Ryan

The guy who isn’t just hanging around. The one who can be your friend . The one who is caring and kind.

This guy is usually paired with a Melody

Ryan: Hey guys, whatcha doing?
Guy 1: Nothin’ wanna play games?

Ryan: Nah, I’m going with Melody
Guy 2: Lucky, at least you have a girlfriend.
Guy 1: All Ryan’s get a Melody.

by HandleSomeoneElseblahblah June 15, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is someone who is smart and funny but is also very gay or is in the closet and has a massive crush on his best friend

Girl: omg who is that he’s hot and funny
Other girl: Oh that’s Ryan don’t get your hopes up he’s gay

by Unknowngay June 16, 2020

ryan

ryan is a very lazy person. he is unlikeable and he is useless.no one likes him

ryan is as ugly as a blobfish

by addison jaha June 22, 2020

Ryan Mega

A person who never shuts the fuck up and annoys his friend.

Ryan Mega: Buy me card
Ryan Mega: Please
Ryan Mega: BUY ME CARD
Ryan Mega's Friend: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMG

by BroskiRBX June 27, 2020

Ryan

The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"

Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.

by Quiches July 6, 2020

Ryan

A fuck boy who’s only intention is to try finger a girl and get rejected . Ryans can be Identified by there curly hair, small penis and come from Poland

Ryan: can I finger you

Caitlin: no

Ryan please

by Epicdogbone84 July 10, 2020

Ryan

Big booty baseball player that thinks if he is good in a game he can get some hairy punani but sadly the truth is suck thick boys don’t last in this world especially in jail.Ryan is a name to describe an unbelievable faggot who only thinks of himself he loves to send dick pics to boys because he want to think as himself as the alpha but turns out he so flexible he sucks his own dick I know it’s crazy but believe suck a retard who falls Inlove with thots then get emotional stupid sometimes I think this nigga is a retard but in the day of the day he is just a wannabe Superman who thinks he can fight because he is stronger then other acting like I won’t lay his ass down and penetrate that thick ass leaving it like a glazed donut with chocolate sprinkles.Ryan think he slick too caught him deep throating 5 glizzys in one sitting saying he didn’t I have prove when he deepthroated me instead of going down the throat my dick went to his brain and I was full of boogers all over me and h sucked all the boogers out like a ant eater eats ants.last and for all don’t trust no Ryan he always wipe before he shits for his shit to come out good like df.

“Ryan told me last night he Gives the best head” He didn’t lie 😋

by What does these mean July 17, 2020