choma time

One Whos Stays up allll night and sleeps untill like 7 the next day is said to be on choma time.

kid 1: *calls kid 2* hello? is _ _ _ _ there?
Parent: Yes but he is sleeping
kid 1: oh he should get off choma time.
parent: I would wake him up but he gets mad at me.
kid 1: oh okay well bye.......

by Cassie Miller April 7, 2008

Times Five

Used at the end of a sentence to describe something that is SO out of control or crazy as hell.

"Sorry I'm late. I just drove back from Manhattan. Traffic times five!"

OR

Dude 1: "I don't think I wanna hook up with that chick from the club anymore. She goes ape shit if I don't text her like all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah I hear u man. Psycho times 5. Hook up with someone else.

OR

Girl 1: "You put them back? How expensive were those shoes?"

Girl 2: "TOO much. Paycheck times five."

by Tylik Delvirgo June 2, 2014

It's hodžing time

The time a hodža uses to hodža all over the ćafirs.

Ćafir: "Hodža šta to radiš"
Hodža: "Hodžam"
*shouts in arabic*: "IT'S HODŽING TIME"

by Hazllah November 21, 2022

time bomb

A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass.

Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her."
Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit."
Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass."

by ucfryan November 7, 2006

tincture of time

An amount of time no less then but no more then a period which allows one to tincture in full.

This patient will be fine. All he needs is a stool softener, a low grade enema, and a tincture of time.

My plan is perfect and all it requires is spaghettio's, an alarm clock, and a tincture of time.

The problem required a tincture of time. Unfortunatly i didn't have a tincture of time so i swallowed a live pigeon instead.

My girlfriend and i decided we needed a tincture of time away from each other. I didn't know that meant she could sleep with all of my friends, my 12 year old brother, and a chincture

tincture of thyme is an ingredient in a butter based food-it is not the same as tincture of time.

by Julendar Jamess October 3, 2006

Adventure Time

It's a show on Cartoon Network that has got to be designed for 12 year old stoners high on Oregano.

"dude im so high right now lets watch adventure time hehahehahheblaaahhhh"

by ThymeSmoker July 11, 2013

rag time

when a female is on her period, time when all normality takes a vacation; a week or so when all normality is null and void (no negotiations!), 'that time of month',

1.) "If we go out drinking tonight, I can't have TOO much fun. It's rag time, so I can't pick up any guys."

2.) "Sorry, Honey. It's rag time so we can't fool around."

3.) "This dipshit at the bar THOUGHT he was a player with some game, but he was WICKED trashed! I just had to take the opportunity and see to it that the player finally got played, so I didn't tell him it was rag time (and he never even found out! What a dickwad!) ."

4.) UGH! It's rag time!"

by abnrml March 20, 2010