Person 1: hey I need to tell you something
Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!
*they fantasise about mickey*
Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!
*they fantasise about mickey*
by MickeyMouse baby July 22, 2023
Gay ass nigga named dwayne only use this sexuality skinny twig built ass niggas with 0 bitches and no money shit rizz and no parents if you use this sexuality you need to die
by OhMyGodNotThisGuy May 09, 2023
Skinny twig built ass nigga with no bitches and no money can’t dunk cant do shit no parents and a waste of fucking air
by OhMyGodNotThisGuy May 09, 2023
When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.
Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.
Brad: 👁👄👁
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.
Brad: 👁👄👁
by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 02, 2020
When you’re sexually attracted to strangers but don’t really feel sexually attracted to people you know/are close with.
Xenos is the Greek word for ‘stranger’.
Xenos is the Greek word for ‘stranger’.
“Yeah I’m xenos-sexual. It’s harder for me to get turned on to someone I know but if I don’t know them I can.”
by Minotaurtaur April 24, 2018
The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿
by The Pug Father February 06, 2020
by Sophie is-sleeping-in-the-nuts May 19, 2018