When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
Get the muffin loafmug. by auntiechristus January 28, 2018
Get the Stud Muffinmug. by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013
Get the Muffin knobsmug. Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
Get the Poop muffinmug. by latkaz November 10, 2014
Get the blunt muffinmug. The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.
by Spongeymuffinman May 30, 2018
Get the Spongey Muffinmug. When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016
Get the muffin tissue piemug.