“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

Oh God not again, I have to Mari for the 6th time today.
How many Mari's have you had today?
This will be the 6th Mari, but I'm predicting 10 Mari's by end of day.
My xM (expected Mari's) is 0.99 after this meal.
How many Mari's have you had today?
This will be the 6th Mari, but I'm predicting 10 Mari's by end of day.
My xM (expected Mari's) is 0.99 after this meal.
by Pablo Mari March 20, 2023

The literal definition of soulmates.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
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popular music of Jamaican origin that combines native styles with elements of rock and soul music and is performed at moderate tempos with the accent on the offbeat.
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