Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

ma-jake

the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.

His longing touch was ma-jake.

by Teefirst May 9, 2022

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jake

The most loving caring guy in the world, he loves his girlfriend to bits, if anyone touches his girl he will smash them over, a lovly man, overly tempared sometimes and overprotective but thats alright.

jesse bit me and my boy Jake wanted to smash him over

by ran36 December 4, 2018

That’s Jake

That’s lame like that’s Jake

Yo I can’t go to the lake that’s Jake asf

by Dk—bay June 13, 2021

Jake Paulin’

d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn

verb

1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.

eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”

by Iamnotjakepaul November 22, 2023

Jake

A very great person with great personality! He loves to work with machinery and is a real tech-y person. He is often very happy but can also have anger issues. Jakes only get angry when they are blamed for something they didn't do. Jake's also have crushes. There parents may not let Jakes have a girlfriend till high school but jake really likes this girl. Jake hopes this girl likes her back so when the day comes he can ask her to be his girl-friend.

Jakes friend "Hey Jake whats up? I heard you like herrrr"
Jake "I like her okay, "
Jakes friend"Whats her name?''
Jake "Her name is...umm should I tell you...umm....her name is Peyton.

by The, shipper October 29, 2019