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Nut Wrapper

A Nut Wrapper is when one decides to ejaculate, coat candy with it, and wrap it back up.
Hey man! I just heard about this guy's new thing called nut wrappers, and they're bomb as shit!!
by SwissArmyTaco August 28, 2019
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Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019
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Nut Worth

When referring to how “bad” or “hot” a female is.
T: Aye she’s bad what’s her nut worth?
E: Her Nut Worth is 10 bro.
by Iamneckman September 11, 2019
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service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
by B-rizzle September 16, 2019
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Nut knockout

after Having sex and lying on a comfortable bed you just end up falling asleep
Damn baby that was some nut knockout type shit
by DarfleChorf September 22, 2019
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Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.
*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.
by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019
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Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!
Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing
by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019
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