Friend 1: Did you bang that girl last night?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah, I gave her a hard on a sleeve.
Friend 1: Ouhh, that’s tight!
Friend 2: No response.
Friend 2: Fuck yeah, I gave her a hard on a sleeve.
Friend 1: Ouhh, that’s tight!
Friend 2: No response.
by ThatsTight42069 August 19, 2024
Get the hard on a sleeve mug.This is a twist on the no-nut November challenge, only meant for true gods, only for the most manly of men.
You can't nut for a WHOLE year, from January 1st all the way to December 31st.
There are very few men who have completed this mountain of a challenge, and those who did, have transcended being mere mortals but have became GODS.
You can't nut for a WHOLE year, from January 1st all the way to December 31st.
There are very few men who have completed this mountain of a challenge, and those who did, have transcended being mere mortals but have became GODS.
by depressed_crab51 August 24, 2024
Get the no nut November HARD MODE mug.v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."
After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.
by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024
Get the Hard Piping mug.The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
Get the Abysmal Hard Candy mug.Hardworking, Socially awkard Nerd who is not smart but studious. Misses the main point of a conversation 90% of the time but 10% of the time does come in to save the day with their technical nerd knowledge that no one bothered to learn. Typically avg or slightly above average IQ, just annoys normal people with social awkwardness.
Example: Try Hard Nerd: According to book page 7, 2d(e)(iiiv)(1) and also according to previous calculations in the book of revelations noted in footprint 3.666 the answer is 1 plus 68 = 69 which matches the number of bed bugs in room number 96 because I counted each bedbug by hand
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…
by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024
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A wee cheeky mate who thinks hes all hard and tough, a true wee hard laddy, they always have the scouse trim
Person 1: Ayush is the hardest lad in all of northern ireland
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah
by Slionse December 31, 2024
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