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Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
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apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.
A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.
by thadopeman December 31, 2021
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Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the definition of a fucking apple... just kill yourself
Apple
by Niglet GOD February 5, 2018
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Apple

It is a type of fruit which has many different variations including the granny apple, pink lady and many more
Mother, may I have a apple please?
by Bob Janes, T marrrrttttt August 10, 2023
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Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
by appleganda March 16, 2025
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Omao apple

The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit
Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple
by iddunno January 29, 2021
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apple craxkhead

The biggest developer in town and the developer of steambot
Bro Apple craxkhead is so fucking hot
by Spawnegg July 20, 2021
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